May 2013
21 posts
If this is the correct link- Ill be here →
OOC: know who I haven't been on in like- months?
Raven.
Ooc; brb
imthecooldad:
Might be leaving campus
+fascinationfordeath
fascinationfordeath:
tasersavvybarista:
fascinationfordeath:
tasersavvybarista:
If I had a twin, I’d probably erase one of our identities so we could live as one person.
I tried to sell Andy into child labor once for essentially the same reason.
I bet that went over well.
He still won’t paint to this day.
That explains a lot, not really, but people usually say that on tv.
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fascinationfordeath:
tasersavvybarista:
If I had a twin, I’d probably erase one of our identities so we could live as one person.
I tried to sell Andy into child labor once for essentially the same reason.
I bet that went over well.
+fascinationfordeath
fascinationfordeath:
tasersavvybarista:
fascinationfordeath:
tasersavvybarista:
fascinationfordeath:
tasersavvybarista:
I didn’t do it.
My brother is the police officer. As long as you don’t murder me, I don’t have any concerns.
Yeah, murder’s not really my thing, but if I think someone else might, I’ll let you know.
Much obliged.
So, creepy twin telepathy? Is that actually...
...
anotherangrycop:
There was actually a woman arrested, recently, for trying to sell all three of her kids on eBay.
I’m psychic.
Apparently, the answer to- where do babies come...
detectivesteverogers:
tasersavvybarista:
detectivesteverogers:
I thought it was eBay?
eBay’s probably used babies. Craigslist too.
Yeah, you’re right. eBay is, like, the place you go to adopt or something.
Amazon would have both, probably.
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Apparently, the answer to- where do babies come...
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
Isn’t amazon.com.
Of course not-
It’s Overstock, don’t you know anything?
I know plenty of things.
Except for how to find a job, apparently.
I’m working on it. The economy is terrible right now.
Look, I’m not going to kick you out but you at least have to get something...
+fascinationfordeath
fascinationfordeath:
tasersavvybarista:
fascinationfordeath:
tasersavvybarista:
I didn’t do it.
My brother is the police officer. As long as you don’t murder me, I don’t have any concerns.
Yeah, murder’s not really my thing, but if I think someone else might, I’ll let you know.
Much obliged.
So, creepy twin telepathy? Is that actually a thing?
Apparently, the answer to- where do babies come...
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
Isn’t amazon.com.
Of course not-
It’s Overstock, don’t you know anything?
I know plenty of things.
Except for how to find a job, apparently.
I’m working on it. The economy is terrible right now.
Apparently, the answer to- where do babies come...
detectivesteverogers:
tasersavvybarista:
Isn’t amazon.com.
I thought it was eBay?
eBay’s probably used babies. Craigslist too.
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+fascinationfordeath
fascinationfordeath:
tasersavvybarista:
I didn’t do it.
My brother is the police officer. As long as you don’t murder me, I don’t have any concerns.
Yeah, murder’s not really my thing, but if I think someone else might, I’ll let you know.
OOC: Now I also want to get on my castle account
So he can Do what he does best and bother cops
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+fascinationfordeath
I didn’t do it.
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Apparently, the answer to- where do babies come...
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
Isn’t amazon.com.
Of course not-
It’s Overstock, don’t you know anything?
I know plenty of things.
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Apparently, the answer to- where do babies come...
Isn’t amazon.com.
February 2013
6 posts
I took Nick to the park today-
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
I’m not even close to being old enough for that. Do I look that old to you? -No offense.
He’s going to be four, not eight. You’re old enough to be his mother.
STILL.
You are such a child.
Exactly, and children shouldn’t have children. Unless they get a reality show deal.
I took Nick to the park today-
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
Somebody thought I was his mother. Rude.
I warned you.
I warned you this would happen.
I’m not even close to being old enough for that. Do I look that old to you? -No offense.
He’s going to be four, not eight. You’re old enough to be his mother.
STILL.
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I took Nick to the park today-
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
Somebody thought I was his mother. Rude.
I warned you.
I warned you this would happen.
I’m not even close to being old enough for that. Do I look that old to you? -No offense.
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I took Nick to the park today-
Somebody thought I was his mother. Rude.
November 2012
17 posts
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“You know, just because I have a moral and personal obligation to not leave you...”
– Andy (via anotherangrycop)
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anotherangrycop:
D: “So, about that… I got evicted recently… Well…. Last week.” T: “And you didn’t say anything before- why?” D: “Because.. Reasons. And damn good ones at that. Probably.” T: “Taking advantage of my distraction and the fact I was in Maine for thanksgiving is really not cool.” D: “In my defense I was going to tell you, but you’ve had a lot on your plate lately. Also, I was hoping...
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... Nick-
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
I love you too.
Yeah yeah- I brought you pizza.
Sweet. It’s like Christmas, except with less yelling.
How are your sisters, anyway?
Good, probably. I think one of them was pregnant, but that may have been last year.. I really need to start reading those greeting cards better.
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... Nick-
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
Shhh…. You could cut diamonds with those abs.
… That is just a bizarre mental image.
You’re welcome.
I hate you.
I love you too.
Yeah yeah- I brought you pizza.
Sweet. It’s like Christmas, except with less yelling.
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... Nick-
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
Shhh…. You could cut diamonds with those abs.
… That is just a bizarre mental image.
You’re welcome.
I hate you.
I love you too.
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... Nick-
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
The dude eats poptarts like we breathe air… That automatically makes him cool.
You realize he’s going to baloon when he hits thirty, right?
Shhh…. You could cut diamonds with those abs.
… That is just a bizarre mental image.
You’re welcome.
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... Nick-
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
I have style, I have flair.. I was there?
I should just hire a nanny.
They wouldn’t use all my bandwidth arguing with their giant danish boyfriend.
Aw, come on, you’d miss me.. Also, Ours is a special love.. Filled with rage.
Jury’s out.
… I still don’t understand how you can...
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... Nick-
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
I have style, I have flair.. I was there?
I should just hire a nanny.
They wouldn’t use all my bandwidth arguing with their giant danish boyfriend.
Aw, come on, you’d miss me.. Also, Ours is a special love.. Filled with rage.
Jury’s out.
… I still don’t understand how you can take him seriously. Isn’t he named...
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... Nick-
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
Y’know, he’s got a real eye for color….
Why do I pay you, again?
I have style, I have flair.. I was there?
I should just hire a nanny.
They wouldn’t use all my bandwidth arguing with their giant danish boyfriend.
Aw, come on, you’d miss me..
Also,
Ours is a special love.. Filled with rage.
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Wait...
That’s a show from the nineties.
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... Nick-
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
anotherangrycop:
The hallway really didn’t need a mural…
Y’know, he’s got a real eye for color….
Why do I pay you, again?
I have style, I have flair.. I was there?
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... Nick-
anotherangrycop:
The hallway really didn’t need a mural…
Y’know, he’s got a real eye for color….
June 2012
14 posts
You mean you aren't the coffee fairy?
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
Remind me… Later, I’m going to google that.
Speaking of morons, What’s new on the work front? Actually, I’m not sure if that has anything to do with morons, but I’ll take the segue.
Does that mean you’re following me home again?
It’s New York, Darcy. It’s full of morons.
Really angry ones.
You’re a college student, shouldn’t you know that? And aside...
You mean you aren't the coffee fairy?
anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
First.. I am the coffee goddess. Second, it’s not my fault, some people are morons.
… If there isn’t a coffee deity, there should be.
And I know, honey, I know.
Remind me… Later, I’m going to google that.
Speaking of morons, What’s new on the work front? Actually, I’m not sure if that has anything to do with morons, but...
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You mean you aren't the coffee fairy?
First.. I am the coffee goddess. Second, it’s not my fault, some people are morons.
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Sometimes I wonder...
“If the little nametag on my apron says, ‘Hi, My name is Darcy, I’m here to do your bidding, Coffee lords.’” With a mock salute, she held up a frappuccino to a woman in a pink tracksuit. “Whipped cream?”
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anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
Oh, come on.
At least replace me with something cool.. Like a tiger.
Then we’re back to the eating problem.
Work with me a little, Darce.
Just think, When Nick’s a teenager.. you’ll miss how much I ate.
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anotherangrycop:
tasersavvybarista:
True, True. It’d probably help.
I’m just all around better than a cat.
Except you eat more.
Hmm… I may have to look into replacing you with a siamese…
Oh, come on.
At least replace me with something cool.. Like a tiger.
