imthecooldad:

Might be leaving campus

fascinationfordeath:

tasersavvybarista:

fascinationfordeath:

tasersavvybarista:

If I had a twin, I’d probably erase one of our identities so we could live as one person.

I tried to sell Andy into child labor once for essentially the same reason.

I bet that went over well.

He still won’t paint to this day.

That explains a lot, not really, but people usually say that on tv.

fascinationfordeath:

tasersavvybarista:

If I had a twin, I’d probably erase one of our identities so we could live as one person.

I tried to sell Andy into child labor once for essentially the same reason.

I bet that went over well.

fascinationfordeath:

tasersavvybarista:

fascinationfordeath:

tasersavvybarista:

fascinationfordeath:

tasersavvybarista:

I didn’t do it.

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My brother is the police officer. As long as you don’t murder me, I don’t have any concerns.

Yeah, murder’s not really my thing, but if I think someone else might, I’ll let you know.

Much obliged. 

So, creepy twin telepathy? Is that actually a thing?

Not essentially. Because I don’t understand why he does the things he does, even if I know they’re coming.

If I had a twin, I’d probably erase one of our identities so we could live as one person.

anotherangrycop:

There was actually a woman arrested, recently, for trying to sell all three of her kids on eBay.

I’m psychic.